Fun Fact: I don’t find Tom Hardy attractive.
The dress Fist Lady Michelle wore tonight was spectacular.
I don’t believe in promiscuous Halloween costumes.
Those aren’t classy.
The tumblr app is a piece of a shit.
Goodnight.
I’m pretty sure everyone underestimates how much I love menswear.
Ya know, I really don’t like it when a person doesn’t respond to an extremely important email.
(Source: simply-quotes)
All modesty aside, I’m a pretty damn good gift giver.
The process of getting my wisdom teeth surgically removed doesn’t seem as dandy as my dentist makes it out to be.
The weekend was too short.
Y’all know the saying “good people go far”?
Yeah that’s pure bullshit.
I don’t care what anyone says, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.