Breakout Kings was a great show and it should’ve never been canceled.
Celebrity crush and why?
- He’s intelligent
- Has a great smile
- Has curly hair
I despise writing cover letters.
Upside to being unemployed: my natural nails look fabulous.
There’s a small blister on my tongue caused by this morning’s cup of coffee.
It’s like being stabbed in the heart by your true love.
I’ve been kindly rejected by four banks.
Apparently I am “over qualified” for the position of part-time teller.
Yesterday was my sister’s 26th birthday, today is my niece’s sixth birthday, and tomorrow her little sister is going to be born.
It seems May is the month of gift giving.
Things an unemployed person shouldn’t do: go shopping
Nothing says “unemployed individual” quite like watching Johnny Bravo on Netflix and eating watermelon between job applications.
Please please please be a soccer fan. Or please pretend to be a fan; better yet, you could become an actual supporter. A la Jennifer Garner becoming a Red Sox fan for Ben Affleck.