Finally got a new job!
Finding a new job is harder than I anticipated.
Nothing like an ice cold Yoohoo at the end of a stressful day.
One of my pet peeves is getting whistled at. Especially when it has to do with trying to get my attention so I can assist said whistler with something.
I am not your dog.
Whistling at me, as if I were one, is only going to piss me off and I won’t want to help you.
Jesus.
Nothing says “badass” quite like burning your tongue with warm lemon water.
One of the best things about being an adult is saying, “I’m going to have breakfast for dinner.”
And no one is able to stop you.
Dear Future Husband,
Please take note.
Black cherry soda is my favorite.
The fact that I haven’t had bacon in over two months is quite depressing.
